[ This is how they show their love 95% of the time. ]
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
He's not at all.
One time he took me on a 'lift' he invented. [ basically the first elevator ever in their world. ] He didn't tell me what would happen just so he could see my reaction when the thing nearly killed us.
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No.
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siiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhh.
it'd broaden your horizons.
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How many other ways do I have to say no?
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other languages would be a start.
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Нет.
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you're adorable.
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This is getting weird.
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I'm not sorry.
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Are you a friend of Sturmhond's? [ Cause she's about to kill him for this. ]
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yes
he said I had to ask you
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did he.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
I would say your goodbyes to him now.
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FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
I'll tel him I'll miss him dearly
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At least someone will after this.
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he's in the doghouse, huh
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He might as well move into the doghouse.
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aw hey don't be too mad at him
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
I'm just bein a dick
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Don't worry. He never stays there long.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
But I'm sure he thought this would be hilarious so I have to torture him a little.
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oh okay
[Because despite himself, he's not one to break people up just for the fun of it.]
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
really though??? he seems like a stick in the mud
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FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
He's not at all.
One time he took me on a 'lift' he invented. [ basically the first elevator ever in their world. ] He didn't tell me what would happen just so he could see my reaction when the thing nearly killed us.
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wow
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
you put that man in his place, girl, that shit is whack [Let's be honest, he's done far, far worse.]
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FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
If I don't know, he'll think he can get away with it forever.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
I'm Alina, by the way. I'm sorry, but I don't think I know who you are.
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true dat
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
deadpool. or wade. but wade sounds stupid. so deadpool.
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Nice to meet you, Deadpool. [ Kind of. ] Did you come in with the most recent recruits?
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yeah last group before the planet went boom I think
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
SO MUCH FUN
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Not the word I'd use...
Are you here by choice, then?
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